3/06/2008 10:38:00 pm | Thursday, 6 March 2008
101 Ways To Kill Myself
When ppl talk abt killing themselves, usually their frens or loved ones will tell them not to die. BUt for me, if i wana die, i juz hope that he wont tell me not to, rather, he would tell me that he wana die with me. Death to me is juz a form of art. Some ppl treat it as a form of escape, i treat it as a form tof expressing myself. Becos this world to me is DEAD.... LONg Ago DEAD.1St way to die:Throw yaself out of de window. HMmm... dis is far a too common method of doing so. for me, i wont try. 1stly i am too vain. i am afriad that my head will be smashed like a watermelon n my face NO MORE... T_T... so, ya, dis express method is out.2nd way to die:Carbon monoxide poisoning.Most ppl have the misconception that dis is a painless way to die, AND IT IS DEFINATELY NOT. how come i knw? cos i am a survivor of dis method of suicide. u will feel swoon and nauseous. your vision blured out and as ya brain lags oxygen, ya FUCKING HEAD HURTS LIKE HELL. so Dis method i tried but did not work cos neighbours smelled gas n called police.3rd way to die:DROWN in de sea. In which i feel is a lil redundant method. 1st you must jump out into de open sea. but, de thing is, ya brain will tell u to paddle. dun ask me how i knw, i think i seen it somewhere on discovery channel. de human brain is an automatic machine which will ask u to paddle. den u will eventually surface and breathe. unless u paddle till ya muscels go numb, ok, den u sink, den again de brain reacts and u will somehow take a gulp of "air" which is consist of water. it is den you will die cos ya lungs will b filled with water. den, im afraid that my body will get bloated in de water and turn mouldy n ugly.... so EEEEEEEEKkksssss..... i duwan.4th way to die:Hanging. u can try tying a rope to de ceiling fan. but i can tell u the ceiling fan in Singapore kenot support ya weight. its all in de moives. de wires will detach from de ceiling and u will fall. LOL.... but u can try hanging yaself at a pubilc park. choose yaself a firm tree branch that can hold ya weight. *snap* goes ya neck bone and tt's ot baby. DEAD. But i still hv yet a chance to try dis cos, there r no parks in my mine in which i can do dis.5th way to die:Drug Over dose. Hmmmm.... i literally tried this method before. hoping that i will never wake up again. BUT I STILL NEVER DIE. i finished a whole month supply of anti depressants, 20 sleeping pills, 10 flu tabs all doused down wit loads n loads of beer. and i manage to wake up de next day in the morning to be greeted wit puke all over de hall and bed room floor, suffered a hangover for de whole day n tt's it. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DIN DIE.6th way to die: Cutting Wrist. When u do dis, make sure u cut it deep and straight. after tt, dun juz lie there. cos ya blood will juz clod up. BLOOD WILL DRY N CLOD UP. so in order to kip de blood from flowing and die of lose of blood, prepare a basin of water when u r doing dis. SO, after u slit ya wrist, dip ya bleeding wrist into de basin. the water kips de wound moist and de blood will kip flow. I still haven try to dip my wound in de basin b4. i knw dis method was becos somehow i think i saw it in a movie or MTV b4. i knw de blood will clod is cos.... LOOK AT MY FUCKING WRIST N COUNT DE FUCKING SCARES....think i will stop here. i feel distracted by many things. hav been feeling giddy. i will write a part 2 for dis. FAREWELL~~
Surrealistic Shynna
