12/22/2009 02:38:00 pm | Tuesday, 22 December 2009
~=+LAMO Guys 101+=~
Sometimes I am really sick of the way some ppl are thinking now a days. I met a few ppl in fact. They come frm this particular webby called WLNY in short.. I guess most of you will know what webby is that. And there are just some ppl there whom are ... i dunno ... low class? perhaps, lewd .. or even .. i dunno.. juz simply cant find the correct term to label them.
I juz had a conversation with one of them today. Which i think he ... argh ....
in the begining was the hi and intro then started to ask abt my occupation. I wrote my occupation as a surrealist on WLNY .. which oftenly makes ppl think "hey, wad's a surrealist?"
Surrealism is the opposite of realism ... duhz !! i blog abt it b4 in the previous entries.
Anyway ... so .. i am an admin by day, a waitress by nite. i Blog .. write .. wadever ... ok juz wadever. Then i am being thrown the "y take up so many jobs? so in need of money?"
Well, as a single mum with so many bad debts to clear - OF COS !! and who would complain of having too much money rite? got extra income then just do it.
The next question i was being thrown is " Y dun u go free lance? u knw the sexual thingy. i knw of many gals who do it to clear bad debts."
Str8 away, to me was like WTF is this guy thinking? Will u ask ur mum or sister to go do such things if they need to clear debts? WTF is in the mind of this bugger?? What is his up bringing like>? OH MY GOTH!! SHALLOW!!! and noting the fact that this is de 1st and it will be de last conversation i am going to have with him. I am juz an acquaintance and .. GOTH! wad an impression he had left.
and then there are some in which ... i dunno ... the next guy frm WLNY :: ~
this fellow ask me if i drink. Well, of cos i do. i am a part time waitress for Goth's sake..
the next moment he say " Come my hse to drink la, i stock up alot of red wine"
WALAO EH!! no money to treat me go out drink izit? or juz simply wana make me drunk den have a gd fuck? CB ... wad is wrong with these ppl? dun even have money to come to the pub i wrk in to patronize? ish~
Some will ask "wat u doin now?"
Dun u guys knw that this is a very VERY wrong pick up line? y dun u just start off with "hi, hows ur day?"
short simple sweet..
the pick up lines i come across in WLNY includes the following below:
* hi can make fren or not? ( lame .. dis is a "make fren" webby rite? so y still ask>?)
* u got nice pic. can make fren? (of cos u can comment on the pic but wad's with the can make fren when its obviously a "fren making" webby?)
* u look hot babe. (NOTE : i hate being call BABE .. ~ewe~ .. guys think its sexy but to me its ... +speechless+)
* HI there, wana go club. u sure wan go de cos u dun look like a "guai" gal to me. (WTF.. y dun u go bang the wall?)
*u look hot, can i fuck u? (SIBEI STR8 FORWARD.. y dun u go fuck ur mum?)
* one wrote a LONG and flowery poem. If i remember correctly he is like 20 - 21.. a long n dumb poem to me is like a major turn off.. he wrote something like " u are the sun in the sky and when we meet up it will be like butterflies floating to flowers as u float gently into my arms"
OH MY FUCKING GOTH!!! wat is dis distorted little boy thinking??????????????!!!!!!!
well ... guys ..
if u wana knw gals, be natural.
choose a not so "catchy" pick up line.
comments on pics, can be simple like, hey ur smile looks great. hows ur day? hope u are doing great. ... etc ...
not the .... dumb lines ... argh !
~=+Shynna is LMAO cos of these encounters+=~
Surrealistic Shynna